Episodes
Friday May 26, 2023
Ep. 125: Ample Cake
Friday May 26, 2023
Friday May 26, 2023
We’re just out here learning things we never wanted (or knew we wanted) to learn, like: when do you, as a nude model, remove your pants? Or who is better, Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper? There’s a clear right answer for that last one. Anyway, hold on to your big holes, Talon and Sarah are here for another week of deep dives and sexual awakening stories.
We'll be taking a brief hiatus after this episode and we'll be back June 23rd!
If you’re in LA, you can catch Sarah and girlfriend of the show, Elena Afanasiev, LIVE at Westside Comedy Theater as their absurdist improv duo Dock of the Bay! The next two shows take place on May 29th and June 12th. For tickets and more info, click here: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/11263844
Friday May 05, 2023
Ep. 124: Milk Boy
Friday May 05, 2023
Friday May 05, 2023
With all the rizz of a competitive eater (are we using that word right?) Talon and Sarah are back to answer the world’s oldest question: what’s the difference between a weasel and a ferret? Plus, things not to say on the MAX, why you shouldn’t google anything with the word teen, and a new (and probably short-lived) segment!
We’re on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie with additional music by @biggietals. Feel free to contact us at craigcripod@gmail.com.
If you’re in LA, you can catch Sarah and girlfriend of the show, Elena Afanasiev, LIVE May 15th and every other Monday at Westside Comedy Theater as their absurdist improv duo Dock of the Bay! For tickets and more info, click here: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/11263844
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
Ep. 123: Dairy Whip-It w/ Elena Afanasiev (420 Special!)
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
It’s our 4th Annual 420 episode with guest craigspert, Elena Afanasiev (Dock of the Bay)! This episode is a perfect hybrid that will buzz your brain and place you exactly where your body wants to be right now. A perfect accompaniment to reading missed connections. Under the influence, we’ll ask ourselves the big questions; Who’s the sexiest Mario character? What is flirting? Why Subway? And we introduce our prototype soundboard! Set a doob ablaze and press play! #Tarot
Follow Elena @elenaafanasiev
We’re on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie with additional music by Talon Bigelow. Feel free to contact us at craigcripod@gmail.com.
If you’re in LA, you can catch Sarah and girlfriend of the show, Elena Afanasiev, LIVE May 1st and every other Monday at Westside Comedy Theater as their absurdist improv duo Dock of the Bay! For tickets and more info, click here: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/11263844
Friday Apr 07, 2023
Ep. 122: Squidward Dollars
Friday Apr 07, 2023
Friday Apr 07, 2023
Look out Joaquin, there’s a new joker in town! In this episode, we dive deep into the laws of man. You’ll learn what not to do in the gym, on airplanes, in the pool, and on missed connections. And for some reason, there is more than one conversation about bangin’ Disney characters. It’s not our fault. Let’s get cracking! Unless you’re oozing hellfire, then you should wait a bit (apparently).
Our next episode will be our annual 420 episode and will be released on Thursday, April 20th! Spark up and join us!
If you’re in LA, you can catch Sarah and girlfriend of the show, Elena Afanasiev, LIVE April 17th and every other Monday at Westside Comedy Theater as their absurdist improv duo Dock of the Bay! For tickets and more info, click here!
We’re on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie. Feel free to contact us at craigcripod@gmail.com.
Friday Mar 24, 2023
Ep. 121: The Curse of the Kissin’ Cousins
Friday Mar 24, 2023
Friday Mar 24, 2023
Sorry for using Talon’s least favorite new phrase as a title, but at least we’re back! The List has been hard at work while we’ve been gone, showcasing new flirting techniques, containing barely veiled homosexual tension, and to be frank, lighting that pu***y up. Plus, Talon and Sarah go down a real -ussy rabbit hole (ha ha) you don’t want to miss.
We’re on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie. Feel free to contact us at craigcripod@gmail.com.
Friday Feb 17, 2023
Ep. 120: Welcome to the Weirdaverse
Friday Feb 17, 2023
Friday Feb 17, 2023
In this week’s episode, Talon and Sarah are in their hamster era as they pitch a controversial new bumper sticker, wish they were interacting with a uterus (don’t we all??), and most importantly, discuss the positives of dating a Blue Man. Get tucked into your crying corner, it’s a doozy!
We’re on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie. Feel free to contact us at craigcripod@gmail.com.
Friday Feb 03, 2023
Ep. 119: The Most Cancellable Place in the World
Friday Feb 03, 2023
Friday Feb 03, 2023
It’s February, and 2023 vol. 2 is kicking off with our happies and crappies. On the happy side, we find our very own National Treasure hunt, take full control of the gay community, create a new film genre, and talk about journaling. On the crappy side, Talon puts his mouth on a mother. Yeah.
We’re on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie. Feel free to contact us at craigcripod@gmail.com.
Saturday Jan 21, 2023
Ep. 118: Don’t Read Too Much Into This
Saturday Jan 21, 2023
Saturday Jan 21, 2023
Calling all Craigs! We’re back this week to decode cryptic gambling messages, find our dream man (probably a wealthy goat farmer) and explore new genres. Plus, a thrilling new game!! Bang our line if you’re interested.
Here's the video we watched: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRpxx9Q3/
We’re on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie. Feel free to contact us at craigcripod@gmail.com.
Friday Jan 06, 2023
Ep. 117: You Favored the Cane
Friday Jan 06, 2023
Friday Jan 06, 2023
We’re back in the first episode of 2023 with a piping hot take: LET TALON FINISH. This juicy, gushy episode is gonna appeal to the fishing community and mosh-pit-frequenters alike. Plus, a pop culture catchup, some blatant philandering, and an unfortunate chum bucket reference. Let’s make this the year of the Craigs!
We’re on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie. Feel free to contact us at craigcripod@gmail.com.
Friday Dec 16, 2022
Ep. 116: Missed Connections is for Lovin’
Friday Dec 16, 2022
Friday Dec 16, 2022
Hop into your big-assed cars, it’s a new episode! Sarah and Talon are horny for Santa in this pre-holiday edition where we discuss our favorite holiday songs, the existence of soulmates, and the implications of boofing maple syrup (don’t look that up).
As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! If you must, send your unsolicited offers or services to craigcripod@gmail.com.